After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician
on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.
I decided if I walk outside and get hit by a bus, everybody'll
say, 'He crammed a load into 34 years.' I don't care.
Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association.
He deserves whatever anyone says about him.
I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.
I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's
going on. I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look
a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me. It doesn't
anymore. I don't have to fit into that category and get trounced
by Tom Cruise and Brad.
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've
done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts.But your
head still thinks it's 23.
The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos
and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay,
'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'
They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I
buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project.
I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could
in the situation I was given.
You have only a short period of time in your life to make
your mark, and I'm there now. You make a lot of films, do
you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see
you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What
a jerk.
I'm always looking at my hairline to see if it's receding
or not. I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know,
we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and
say, 'Isn't it sad?
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