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1983 - Never Say Never Again
Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample.
If you could fill this beaker for me?
James Bond: From here?
Fatima Blush lands in James Bond's arms when she water-skis
up the ramp to the bar
Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I made
you all wet.
James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still
dry. My name is James.
1963 - From Russia with Love
Moneypenny, M, and other officials are listening to
Bond's taped interview of Tatiana Romanova
Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James...
Will you make love to me all the time in England?
James Bond: Day and night. Go on about the
mechanism.
James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well that
should have told me something.
Donald "Red" Grant: You may know
the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does
it feel old man?
Donald "Red" Grant: Is any of
the opposition around?
James Bond: Not in any condition to be worried
about.
1964 - Goldfinger
Pussy Galore: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
James Bond: Playing his golden harp.
Q: It has not been perfected, out of years
of patient research, ENTIRELY for that purpose, 007. And incidentally,
we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment,
INTACT for once, when you return from the field.
James Bond: Well, you'd be surprised the
amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field.
Q: Now this one I'm particularly keen about.
You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off,
you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't
touch it.
James Bond: Yeah, why not?
Q: Because you'll release this section of
the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat.
Whish!
James Bond: Ejector seat? You're joking!
Q: I never joke about my work, 007.
1965 - Thunderball
Fiona: Some men just don't like to be driven.
Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken
for a ride.
Bond: draping arm around nurse
Do I seem healthy to you?
Pat Fearing: Too healthy.
Pat Fearing: What exactly do you do?
James Bond: Oh, I travel... a sort of licensed
troubleshooter.
1967 - You Only Live Twice
about to make love to Helga Brandt
James Bond: Oh the things I do for England.
Aki: You wouldn't touch that horrible woman,
would you?
James Bond: Oh heaven forbid.
Blofeld: James Bond. Allow me to introduce
myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated
in Hong Kong.
James Bond: Yes, this is my second life.
Blofeld: You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
1971 - In Diamonds Are Forever
Tiffany Case opens the door almost nude
Tiffany Case: I'll finish dressing.
James Bond: Oh please don't, not on my account.
James Bond: That's a nice little nothing
you're almost wearing.
Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?
1962 - Dr. No
Bond admires a huge aquarium. Dr. No enters
Dr. No: One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You
were wondering what it cost.
James Bond: As a matter of fact, I was.
James Bond: It's a Smith and Wesson. And
you've had your six.
James Bond: Both hands on the wheel, Mr.
Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger.
James Bond's first scene, winning a game of chemin-de-fer
James Bond: I admire your courage, Miss...?
Sylvia Trench: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire
your luck, Mr...?
James Bond: Bond. James Bond.
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