KEANU REEVES

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• Bill & Ted Quotes

"I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb."

"What would happen if you melted? You know, you never really hear this talked about much, but spontaneous combustion? It exists!...[people] burn from within...sometimes they'll be in a wooden chair and the chair won't burn, but there'll be nothing left of the person. Except sometimes his teeth. Or the heart. No one speaks about this, but its for real."

"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime."

When told, "You'll just have to bite the bullet", his reply was, "Yes, but I don't have to eat the whole rifle"

"My name can't be *that* tough to pronounce!"

on being a star ... "It can still be very surreal. It's easy to become very self-critical when you're an actor. Then you get critiqued be the critics. Whether you agree with them or not, people are passing judgement on you."

on drugs ... I've had wonderful experiences. I mean really wonderful. In teaching. Personal epiphanies. About life. About a different perspective -- help with different perspectives that you have. You know what I mean? Relationships to nature. Relationships with the self. With other people. With events.

on being haunted by his role as ted ... "I used to have nightmares that they would put 'He played Ted' on my tombstone" - said during an interview when the interviewer asked Keanu if he had any fears.

on turning 40 ... "Here comes 40. I'm feeling my age and I've ordered the Ferrari. I'm going to get the whole mid-life crisis package"

Colonel Oates: Get down and give me infinity.
Dead Bill: There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.
Dead Ted: Well maybe if he lets us do them girly-style...

Evil Bill & Ted are holding the real Bill & Ted over a cliff
Bill: Ted, we gotta do something!
Ted: Dudes, even though you're doing this, we... we... we love you! We love you!
Evil Bill, Evil Ted: Fags!

Evil Ted: Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for a cat!

Evil Robot Bill and Evil Robot Ted arrive at 1988
Evil Bill: Not bad...
Evil Ted: Yeah. Let's make it bad.

Dead Ted: [to God] Keep up the good work.

Grim Reaper: A hit. You have sunk my battleship!
Dead Bill, Dead Ted: Excellent! Yes!
Dead Ted: I totally knew he would put it in the J's, dude!
Dead Bill: Good thinking, Ted.
Grim Reaper: You must play me again.
Dead Bill: WHAT?
Grim Reaper: Um, best two out of three.
Dead Bill, Dead Ted: No way!
Grim Reaper: Yes way.

Evil Ted: I got a full-on robot chubby.

Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!

Dead Bill, Dead Ted: Dude. Don't fear the Reaper. {both of them do an air guitar }
Grim Reaper: I heard that.